Hey Madonna - I'm available
Thursday, October 16, 2008 at 11:15AM It appears that Madonna is divorcing Guy Ritchie. To this I say Madonna, I'm available. I know you're 50, but you're Madonna. I'm not talking marriage, just a quick fling since I know that you're rich and famous. But if you feel like slumming it, send me an email.
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